9 thoughts on “Thoughts and Smiles – June 20, 2022

  1. Marg says:

    Your morning Dad Jokes made my morning. ! My granddaughter and I share one most every day… it is true, you can become addicted. Here are a couple that we giggle over. .

    What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when they were making a getaway?


    I spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs……it was a real waist of thyme!!

    How excited was the gardener about spring?

    So excited he wet his plants!

    I could go on, but, I’ll spare you……thank you for the chuckles.

  2. Priscilla lister says:

    What is a ghost’s favourite pie? Booberry.

    How do you get a frog out of your throat? Open your mouth and let it jump out.
    Thanks dad!

  3. Linda says:

    “What do you call a factory that makes okay products?” “A satisfactory.”
    “Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”
    “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?” “Supplies!”
    “Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.”
    “What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
    “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
    “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
    “How does the moon cut his hair?” “Eclipse it.”
    “What did one wall say to the other?” “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
    “What did the zero say to the eight?” “That belt looks good on you.”

  4. David Jones says:

    I was engaged to Kate but fell in love with Edith. They both left me because you can’t have your Kate and Edith too. Then I dated both of the Lee twins, Lorraine and Claire, but couldn’t decide which one I wanted. I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.

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